Gonna be a bear
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd Like to come back as a bear. When your a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, your suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When your a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could defiantly deal with that.
If your a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat away anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If your a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR
i rarely read, let a lone post forwards but my sis in law sent me this this am and i giggled cause yea, it's me to a t. ha and it totally reminded me of lisa bevere's lioness arising (fab-tab-oulis book/teaching series!)
3 comments:
Mel, did you know that Ursi means "little she-bear". I was aptly named!!
Thanks for this post, it made me smile.
love it :) gave a me a great belly laugh!
Misty
u- i didn;t know, very cool! i take it your back from your vacay?
m-saw your f/b haha!
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